May 2012
442 posts
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Me: Harvest Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
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What am I even doing: larikotasarutobi replied to... →
once-licious:
larikotasarutobi:
he IS god why did Patterson have to add so many new character dsfjk i miss Ari ;w;
Yeah, it was soooooo sad when he died! TT^TT And Dylan actually seemed OK at first; he kept his distance from Max and had me believing that he actually just wanted her to be happy and he saw she was happy with Fang so he left her alone BUT NO RIGHT AFTER FANG LEFT he started...
Watchryumma:
fuckyeahmaeshughes:
there are no words for the sound i just made
omg
Reblog if you would care if I deleted my tumblr...
squeeneytodd:
I don’t wanna lose any of my tumblr friends even the ones who don’t know we’re friends.
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What am I even doing: larikotasarutobi replied to... →
he IS god why did Patterson have to add so many new character dsfjk i miss Ari ;w;
Yeah, it was soooooo sad when he died! TT^TT And Dylan actually seemed OK at first; he kept his distance from Max and had me believing that he actually just wanted her to be happy and he saw she was happy with Fang so he left her alone BUT NO RIGHT AFTER FANG LEFT he started forcing himself on her and it made...
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Tumblr vs. Facebook →
totally-relatable:
One day without Facebook:
One week without Facebook:
One month without Facebook:
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One month without Tumblr:
“Apparently, my spirit animal is the TARDIS from Doctor Who.”
– Grant Imahara (via petrichorlove)
Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
sleepinnude:
robots-please:
jordanjordanjordanjordan:
01012012:
theneverendingdrums:
stravaganza:
the-ss-destiel:
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and...
electrophilic:
dragonsroar:
ok who the hell looked at this creature and went
“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes
and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
god bless Naoto Ōshima
karkats-crotch:
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
A haiku about getting out of bed
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
mom: what are you laughing at
me: the internet
mom: can i see?
me: no
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: hi i'm a country
attractive boy: hi i'm a robot
me: MY LIFE!!!
me: ...wait back up a second, I would totally date a robot. Can you transform or shoot lasers Y/N?
facebook: omg serious shit happened at school
tumblr: omg serious shit happened on Legend or Korra
When I see ugly people in a relationship, and I'm...
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